Sassy 30th Still Cool Typography Card

Bold typography teases "still (almost) as cool as ever" at 30.

Sleek modern style mixes sharp wit with milestone realness.

Blank inside for your killer inside joke or custom zinger.

Spacious 159mm x 184mm fits every laugh-out-loud word.

Envelope included—hassle-free way to drop the funny bomb.

Turns "over the hill" vibes into shared giggles and grins.

Perfect for friends who'll snort and love the savage truth.

Thirty sneaks up like a bad haircut, but our Sassy 30th Still Cool Typography Card spins it into pure gold with a wink and a nudge. Front and center, that crisp typography lands the line "You're still (almost) as cool as you've always been," hitting that sweet spot between roast and real talk that gets everyone cracking up. Blank inside means you get to unleash your personal ammo—like "Congrats on adulting... barely"—on a comfy 159mm x 184mm spread that eats up every scribble. Imagine their belly laugh cutting through the party noise, beers in hand, feeling all warm-fuzzy under the burns because it's from someone who gets it. Envelope's right there, so mailing this bad boy is effortless, no sweat. Built tough with stylish flair, it'll live on their fridge as a daily chuckle through the "dirty 30" grind. Spot-on for your chaotic bestie, office prankster, or that mate pretending they're not aging—it's laughs laced with "you're crushing life" heart. No mushy vibes, just honest humor that bonds you tighter amid the chaos. Beneath the sass, it's celebrating them exactly as they are: cooler than most, forever. Scoop it up and make their big 3-0 the story they retell with tears of joy.