Funny Monkey Snot Pop-Up Brother Card

Hilarious chimp nose-picking pop-up surprises with gross-out fun.

Quirky monkey gag roasts bro's habits with sibling love.

Inside pun: "...couldn't pick a better brother! Happy Birthday!"

Perfect 149x229mm size for personal cheeky messages.

FSC-certified eco-paper for sustainable birthday laughs.

Envelope included for epic, mucus-free presentation.

Ideal for brothers who bond over booger jokes.

Turns birthdays into snort-laugh, unforgettable roasts.

This disgustingly delightful Funny Pop-Up Monkey Snot Brother Birthday Card erupts with sibling savagery at its stickiest, where a cheeky chimp mid-nose-dive pops out to declare "...I couldn't pick a better one than you! Happy Birthday!"—landing the ultimate booger pun that weaponizes childhood gross-outs into grown-man guffaws, evoking those bathroom standoffs, "eww" car rides, and "bet you can't flick farther" contests that cement brotherhood through sheer immaturity. Sized at 149x229mm with space for your nuclear-level roasts about his legendary nostril expeditions or that one family photo ruined forever, its FSC-certified design delivers eco-slams amid flashbacks to shared colds, tissue wars, and the sacred code that real bros never evolve past snot rockets. With envelope for stealth deployment, this card hijacks birthdays into snot-slinging spectacles, celebrating the dude who matches your maturity level—proving love's true test is laughing at each other's disgusting habits while plotting revenge pranks that echo eternally.