Funny "Can't Be Younger" Birthday Card

Witty Harold's Planet illustration pokes fun at birthdays perfectly.

Front quip: "You can be anything... except younger" guarantees laughs.

Blank inside for your personal, hilarious birthday message.

Compact 170x125mm size fits any envelope or handbag easily.

High-quality design from Abacus Cards elevates the humour.

Silver grey envelope adds sleek style to your cheeky gift.

Ideal for friends who love sarcastic, smile-inducing greetings.

Turns birthdays into laugh-out-loud, unforgettable moments.

This hilarious Funny Illustrated Birthday Card from the beloved Harold's Planet range by Abacus Cards delivers the ultimate cheeky gut-punch of birthday humour, where the front boldly declares "It's Your Birthday, Remember You Can Be Anything You Want to Be... Except Younger," instantly shattering the illusion of eternal youth with a wink that has them snorting coffee mid-morning and texting friends "You get me!" Blank inside, it hands you the mic to unleash your own savage one-liners, inside jokes, or heartfelt roasts tailored to their quirks, transforming a standard card into your comedy special that captures the chaotic beauty of ageing with friends who know your darkest secrets and laugh anyway. Sized at a perfect 170x125mm for popping in bags or mailboxes, it arrives with a sophisticated silver grey envelope that says "I'm funny but classy," ready to hijack their special day with uncontrollable giggles, nostalgic flashbacks to wilder times, and the warm reminder that true bonds thrive on brutal honesty wrapped in love—because nothing says "I cherish you" like reminding them time's ticking while handing them cake, making every birthday not just celebrated, but legendarily roasted forever.